lost surfboards digs me more than meth
So heres one for you...
We all just went down to Cabo for the SIMA surf summit. A bunch of seminarsand crap ..but mainly a big excuse to party and surf in the hot dessert.We had our whole crew of about 12 of us from ...Lost and my surfshops(Catalyst) down to stoked the boys out a bit. We were - out at one of thepoints along a dirt road in nowhere land and had just left thewater...drinking beers on the beach and what ever..along walks up some fruity kid with a longboard covered with somthing thatlooked like puke smeared with a diaper and sporting a black an redhorizontal striped longjohn wetsuit (in boiling hot water in scorching hotdessert.Next runs up the point Rat Boy Collins and a fotographer...Its Hank (Who isa Nihlistic legend by the way)..sporting a freshly sewn up split eye withbruises and fat lip to boot.Anyay, I shout out to Jason (ratboy) "Whos that little pillow biter yourhanging out with?""Huh?""You know, that little girl on the longboard with the striped dres/i meanwetsuit""Oh, thats just Alex"Then the peanut gallery chimes in "Is he Gay? are you sharing a room?"Rat shrugs it off and paddles out, quickly poping an air or two.Then it starts, The little queen catches waves and does the most unabashedballarina premadona posed surfing antics I have ever seen in my entirelife...Joel Tudor has struck less poses in his carrer than this kid did intwo waves.I was with my family (wife and three kids) so left the beach for the driveback to the hotel ...and left the abuse for the peanut gallery.Evidently, they preoceeded toline up along the beach and in unison mimickedevery hyper extended pose the little priss could come up with...Hammeringthe poor boy for his entire preplanned faux arthouise ingenue surfingexpose'....We returned to the Hotel for a group dinner and The boys were really havinga laugh.It reminded me of somthing that happend in Chillis place while I was justthere. Noodles had been bringing in all his RCVA stuff and carried in a few socalled paintings that looked like someone had a problem with his dadbeating him up painted them with his left hand even though he was righthanded (They do this as to hide the fact that they cant really draw or paintanyways).I mention the paintings to Noodles and he told me who did them, and askedwhat I thought." I think that you could shove a two foot tall paint brush up my ass holeand I could squat down over a canvas and do better paintings"...EASILY!The kids name was Alex knost and evidently hes hot shit right now.all name , no game.and people like you tell the kids that this is talent ......shame shame.> Matt, >
We all just went down to Cabo for the SIMA surf summit. A bunch of seminarsand crap ..but mainly a big excuse to party and surf in the hot dessert.We had our whole crew of about 12 of us from ...Lost and my surfshops(Catalyst) down to stoked the boys out a bit. We were - out at one of thepoints along a dirt road in nowhere land and had just left thewater...drinking beers on the beach and what ever..along walks up some fruity kid with a longboard covered with somthing thatlooked like puke smeared with a diaper and sporting a black an redhorizontal striped longjohn wetsuit (in boiling hot water in scorching hotdessert.Next runs up the point Rat Boy Collins and a fotographer...Its Hank (Who isa Nihlistic legend by the way)..sporting a freshly sewn up split eye withbruises and fat lip to boot.Anyay, I shout out to Jason (ratboy) "Whos that little pillow biter yourhanging out with?""Huh?""You know, that little girl on the longboard with the striped dres/i meanwetsuit""Oh, thats just Alex"Then the peanut gallery chimes in "Is he Gay? are you sharing a room?"Rat shrugs it off and paddles out, quickly poping an air or two.Then it starts, The little queen catches waves and does the most unabashedballarina premadona posed surfing antics I have ever seen in my entirelife...Joel Tudor has struck less poses in his carrer than this kid did intwo waves.I was with my family (wife and three kids) so left the beach for the driveback to the hotel ...and left the abuse for the peanut gallery.Evidently, they preoceeded toline up along the beach and in unison mimickedevery hyper extended pose the little priss could come up with...Hammeringthe poor boy for his entire preplanned faux arthouise ingenue surfingexpose'....We returned to the Hotel for a group dinner and The boys were really havinga laugh.It reminded me of somthing that happend in Chillis place while I was justthere. Noodles had been bringing in all his RCVA stuff and carried in a few socalled paintings that looked like someone had a problem with his dadbeating him up painted them with his left hand even though he was righthanded (They do this as to hide the fact that they cant really draw or paintanyways).I mention the paintings to Noodles and he told me who did them, and askedwhat I thought." I think that you could shove a two foot tall paint brush up my ass holeand I could squat down over a canvas and do better paintings"...EASILY!The kids name was Alex knost and evidently hes hot shit right now.all name , no game.and people like you tell the kids that this is talent ......shame shame.> Matt, >
